Okay, so, my maternity pants are all dirty. I’m not sure why this is happening, but ever since we moved into this house, my clothes tend to come out of the wash smelling… weird. Like vomit. JUST my clothes. Emmy’s, mine, and my husbands can all be in the wash together, and mine come out stinking. It doesn’t happen every time either. Am I leaking some kind of hormone into my clothes that makes the smell like vomit when fused with detergent?? What is the deal?!
Anyway, my pants are all dirty. I have a skirt, but wasn’t feeling it. I grabbed my largest “normal people pants” and quietly said “pleeeeease” to myself. Well, they went over the thighs! STEP ONE! (This is the first time I’ve been able to do this) Then I went to button them. Not even close, but I remembered the early pregnancy trick…. a hair tie through the button hole and around the button! WIN! Sure, my butt crack hangs out when I sit down, but I will take it. Just don’t look at my butt crack, k?